Post #1: Apparently, I’m good at being misogynistic.

A quick word on "MISOGYNY." I don't know what those women are whining and crying about in those online meltdown videos, but my wife LOVES that I'm misogynistic. She'll lay on the couch, put her feet up on me, and I'll misogyn them for a good half hour or so. Sometimes, in the kitchen, when she's doing stuff, I'll come up behind her and misogyn on her shoulders. She loves that! Sometimes, she needs a good rub down and I'll be misogyn her in the bedroom. She's never ever complained. Not once! As a matter of fact, sometimes she'll tell me she wouldn't mind if I were even MORE misogynistic. So... I don't know why it seems to bother those other gals so bad. Right, Sweetie?

Granted, we did almost get kicked out of a fast food restaurant once, because I was misognistic. We were standing in line… 3rd in line, to be exact. There was a little old lady in front of us waiting too. You know,.. the grandmotherly type. Anyway, since we were just standing there, waiting, I started misogyning on my wife’s shoulders/upper-back. Well, she started making… “happy noises” as her tension was being released. That little old lady slowly turned to look at us as if to say, “What the hell?” I immediately took my hands off my wife as if I had been caught with my hands in the cookie jar. Whoopsa-daisy. My wife promises me she’ll try to tone it down a little the next time I’m misogynistic in public.

Anyway, according to my wife, I’m not allowed to be misogynistic with anyone else. My wife says I use my invaluable hands to do my artwork and to misogyn her and only her! So, YES, I am misogynistic, but… only for my wife. ;-)

This has been a random rant just to test out my blogging capabilities. If you want even more insights into the brilliant and “special” mind of Ron Stephenson, please visit my other socials. Thanks!